Script by:Craig Ferguson (Writer), Sacha Gervasi (Writer)
Directed by:Kevin Allen
Year:1999
IMDb:tt0156639
Plot:Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford (Craig Ferguson) leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event. Abhorrent Norwegian Stig is his stiff-as-gel competition. Drew Carey and others make cameo appearances in this hysterical mockumentar
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