Script by:Ed Stone (Screenplay), Mark Illsley (Screenplay), Phil Reeves (Screenplay)
Directed by:Mark Illsley
Year:1999
IMDb:tt0162360
Plot:Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Follow one of the following links for Happy, Texas Scripts:
7242- Script Fly (PDF,$) - miss pp 41,72
- archive.org (Transcript)
- Script City (PDF,$) - NO DATE
- scripts.com (Transcript)